01/07/99

WWJSB?

 

            I saw my first WWJD? wrist bracelet nearly three years ago. 

            "What Would Jesus Do?" has expanded from a simple

consciousness-stimulator into one of the most successful marketing

campaigns since "Where's the Beef?"

            I've seen WWJD? T-shirts, watchbands, posters, note pads and

matching pen/pencil sets.  Simple rawhide straps and letter beads

have given way to embroidered sweatshirts, cross-stitched wall

hangings and embossed leather Bible covers.

             Whether four letters and a question mark has made a significant

change in the behavior of man toward fellow man can be argued

indefinitely.

            I am certain that somewhere there has been a student expelled from

school for misbehavior while wearing his WWJD? ballcap and a young

woman has been ticketed for speeding in her car with the WWJD?

license plate frame over her bumper and WWJD? air freshener dangling

from the rear view mirror. 

            All which led me to wonder this week, in one of my few moments of

clarity, WWJSB?

            Where Would Jesus Snow Blow?

            I returned home Sunday night from a four-day youth retreat where I

saw WWJD? note cards, pins and even a schedule planner with

gold-embossed lettering.

            I returned home to sidewalks and a driveway drifting shut with snow

in spite of the valiant efforts of The Wife and children against

howling winds and falling snow.

            "I scooped five times and just couldn't keep ahead of it," The Wife

apologized.

            Not a problem, I replied, grateful for the work which had been done

by the family without the benefit of motorized equipment.  Besides, I

enjoy cranking up the old snowblower and attacking those spots where

fatigue or depth of snow make shoveling difficult or impossible.

            Thanks to the efforts of those who had gone before me, I had only

minimal work to do in clearing the concrete around our home early

Monday morning.

            I started down the block, merrily clearing any drift in my way.  I

reached one property boundary-line and kept going.  At the next

driveway, I nearly stopped.

            A vision of a WWJD? stocking cap popped into my head, immediately

followed by the troubling thought, "Where Would Jesus Snow Blow?"

            I looked at the plume of powder streaming from the discharge shoot

of my MDT single-stage snowblower powered by a 3.5 horsepower Briggs

and Stratton engine and saw the letters WWJSB? drifting up, away and

down into the yard.

            I kept going.  Clearly, my neighbors aren't Pharisees or Sadducees

who Jesus would shun.  They aren't the lame, blind or outcast folks

who Jesus would reach out and generously help, either.

            Mostly, they are just like me.  I passed a couple more houses, at

least making a small mark in the big picture of a snow-covered town.

            At the heart of WWJD? is the concept that if there is a need you can

meet by using your talents and abilities, you should at least make

the attempt.

            Add a twenty-year old snow blower to my list of resources and hence

my new introspective question, "WWJSB?"  Where Would Jesus Snow Blow?

            I soon found myself at the end of our block.  I turned around to

make another 21" wide path through the snow.

            Now I was troubled.  I felt the struggle which comes when you

attempt to live out what is right, nice, proper and true.  Just how

far do I take this attempt at kindness and goodness?  What is the

limit of being helpful?

            Some of these people own their own snow blowers.  They could do it

themselves.  Others have kids who could do it.  Still others hire

folks trying to make an honest living, and I might be depriving

someone else of the opportunity to make money.

            I'm no Messiah, and I don't have the time to clear every

snow-covered walk this side of the Jordan River.  By now I was

sincerely troubled from wondering how many driveways I needed to

clear if I was going to try to live out this WWJD?/WWJSB? thing. 

            And I was troubled with knowing what was the right thing to do.

            Perhaps Jesus would have refilled the gas tank, quit his day job and

started down the next block. 

            I returned the snowblower to the garage and retreated to my office

to catch up on paperwork.

            Life was simple when WWJD? was just a wrist bracelet.