03/18/99  By the Dashboard Lights

            by Dave Friedli

 

 

Meteorological Breakthrough

 

            "So, was it a blizzard?" my friend from Oklahoma asked after the

snowy display of nature two weeks ago.

            "Well, not exactly a blizzard," I replied.

            "Oh, just a snow storm."

            "No.  It was more than a snowstorm," I asserted.  "It went beyond

your typical snowstorm.  Twelve inches of blowing snow."

            "So, it was a blizzard," my friend repeated.

            "No, the experts didn't call it a blizzard.  They just called it a

late winter storm."

            "Then it was just a snowstorm. No big deal," said my friend.

            "NO! It was terrible!  Schools were shut down.  Businesses closed.

Travel was recommended only in emergencies.  It wasn't a blizzard,

but it wasn't just flurries either," I said as I searched for a

better description.  "It was a...we experienced a, ah...."

            "A 'snow-nado'?" my friend asked.

            "A snow-nado?  What is a snow-nado?" I pondered.

            "Well," continued my friend, "A snow-nado is that powerful snow

storm that doesn't quite meet the definition of a blizzard."

            "Did you just make this snow-nado thing up?" I asked.

            "Well, actually, yes," said my friend.  "It just seems like you need

a more accurate description for snowstorms there in Nebraska.  I

guess the only thing we Okies have to compare to that kind of weather

are tornadoes.  Snow-nado sounds so...Nebraskan."

            I think my friend has stumbled on to something, which is the way

most Okies discover anything.

            I like the idea of calling strong snow storms snow-nadoes.  This is

a meteorological breakthrough which will bring clarity to winter

weather predictions.

            We, like our Oklahoma friends, understand the system currently in

place when the possibility exists for tornado activity.  We can

easily adapt the system to winter weather activity.

            During tornado season, we are accustomed to hearing tornado watches:

the conditions exist in which tornadoes may form in the area.  A

tornado watch means we need to watch out.

            During tornado season, we are accustomed to hearing tornado

warnings:  Warning!  A tornado has been sighted, and everyone in the

area should seek shelter.

            That's the kind of clarity we need in winter.  We need to have

snow-nado watches and warnings.

            A snow-nado watch would help us prepare for the possibility of a

large snowstorm.  We would know we should buy milk, bread and eggs in

large quantities, bring the shovels into the house and be certain our

vehicle and snowblower gas tanks are filled.

            A snow-nado warning would shut down everything.  Schools would

cancel classes and all non-essential meetings would be cancelled so

people could go to safety.

            When the National Weather Service issued a snow-nado warning, there

would be no questioning their ability to accurately predict the

amount of snow which might fall in our area.  We would simply retreat

to our homes and eat all kinds of food prepared with milk, bread and

eggs.

            Such a prediction system would eliminate the guesswork for countless

numbers of people including school superintendents, travellers and

business owners.  When a snow-nado warning is issued, the standard of

activity will be to close the business doors, shut down, go home,

brew a cup of coffee and grab a book to read.

            "Of course, in Oklahoma, we are going to have to modify that idea a

bit," my friend.

            "How so?" I asked.

            "Well, in Oklahoma we will definitely call them 'snow-naders'."