8/27/98  By the Dashboard Lights

            by Dave Friedli

 

Know the Code

 

            83107.  84320.  85548.  86910.  87680.  88990.  89373. 

            Those of you who faithfully read my column each week (and to both of

you, I say thank you) may have noticed a number in the lower,

right-hand column each week.

            Perhaps you have attributed it to some obscure journalistic device

relating to column length, word count or publication date.

            Perhaps those of you who have computers have considered it a file

name of some type or another.

            Over the past four months, I expected someone to ask me about it

sooner or later, but neither of my two readers has.  Perhaps it isn't

as prominent as I thought it might be.  Perhaps readers (both of you)

don't have the inquiring minds I though they might have.

            Or, perhaps, the numbers at the end of the column have not been a

mystery to the pair of you at all.  You figured it out immediately.

My editor caught on by the second week.  If that is the case,

consider yourself for employment as the next Lieutenant Columbo or

Geraldo Rivera.  Here is your first mystery to solve:  why would

anyone read "By the Dashboard Lights" anyway?

            The woman of the house, who does not have access to the columns

prior to publication, claims to have fielded one inquiry about the

numbers from a neighbor.  "I have no idea what they are all about,"

she responded.  "It must be some kind of identifying code of some

type."

            The mystery for her was solved one day when my car was parked behind

hers in the driveway.  She got in to move it, and the revelation hit.

85096.  86092.  89373. 

            The numbers you see at the end of the column is my automobile

odometer reading each week.  Yes, there has been the one week I

neglected to turn in my mileage, and the editor made one up for me.

Luckily, it was a conservative estimate, and we were not caught in

the lie the next week trying to roll back the odometer.

            There was also the week of no change.  The car didn't move.  It was

family vacation in the other vehicle.

            Because I travel for my work, I have often measured my weeks by how

many miles I drive.  A good week might mean just a few of the digits

change.  A couple of day trips, and back home at night.

            Weeks when the miles pile up are more difficult.  They  signal

nights away from home.  A rapidly changing odometer means early

mornings and late nights, leaving before the kids are awake, and

returning home to a plate of supper, left warming in the oven.

            Trees stumps have growth rings which mark the years.  Many parents

mark the height of their children at significant intervals of their

lives on a wall in their home.  Diary entries include a date.  I tend

to mark my life path these days by the miles on my car.

            Now you know the code.  By watching closely, you will know if I have

been traveling a great deal, or doing business from my office in the

basement of the house on North Third Street.

            I "write" the majority of these columns while driving...often by the

light of the dashboard in the early morning or at night...and so it

seems natural to have my faithful readers (both of you), follow along

on my journey. 

            When it comes time to put fingers to keyboard and put thoughts into

a column, I find the first effort is usually nearly what I want it to

be.  I have the luxury of time while driving to work it out in my

mind.  Often, there will be four or five ideas floating around my

brain as I drive (which, dear readers, you may consider the next time

you see me sharing the road with you). 

            My thoughts keep me company.  Putting them on paper helps me to let

go of them.  Thanks for being part of that process.